Stevedore Baltimore here. I don't like you and you don't like me. Or as my second ex-wife liked to say around drags on her Menthol, "Steve, I don't like you and you don't like you, either." She also like to call me a "dumb bastard" and "lazy in the sack." Guilty, guilty and guilty.
But my failings as a person make me a fantastic judge of other people. That's why I ended up as a private investigator. It may take a thief to catch a thief, but it takes a self-hating dumb bastard to catch another self-hating dumb bastard who happens to be balling the jewelry off the company whoore.
If you want that other dumb bastard caught, that one you married, I'm your man.
And if you're that dumb bastard -- watch out.
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